A Real Stabler

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A total stubborn, self-centered, cocky piece of trash who you still can't help but adore
My mom is a real stabler. She won't let me eat pizza for dinner even though it's Friday.
My boss is a real stabler. He thinks he's the best at everything but still acts like he's never been wrong.
My dog is a real stabler. He won't come when I call him, but he still steals my fries.
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A loud, annoying, conceited, pig-headed person you somehow still find charming
My cousin is a real stabler. He yells at the TV and still thinks he's the best at everything.
My neighbor is a real stabler. She won't stop talking about her cat and her perfect life.
My brother is a real stabler. He won't let me win at Mario Kart, even when I clearly cheat.
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A person or thing that's headstrong, full of itself, and a pain in the ass but you still can't help but like them
My teacher is a real stabler. She thinks she knows everything and still gives us the hardest tests.
My friend is a real stabler. He won't stop bragging about his video game skills, even when he loses.
My phone is a real stabler. It won't charge and still shows me a message saying it's 100% full.
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A pig-headed, smug, stubborn, and totally unshakable person you still can't resist
My dad is a real stabler. He won't let me go to the concert even though I've been asking for weeks.
My crush is a real stabler. He won't text me back and still thinks he's the best at everything.
My cat is a real stabler. He won't come when I call him, but he still takes my spot on the couch.
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A total stubborn, full-of-himself, annoying, and just plain ridiculous person you still can't help but love
My mom is a real stabler. She won't let me eat my favorite cereal for breakfast.
My teacher is a real stabler. She gives me the hardest math problems even though I got an A last time.
My dog is a real stabler. He won't stop barking at the mailman and still thinks he's the best.
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