A Real Rowan

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A Real Rowan is a tree-hugger who thinks every leaf is a personal insult and every squirrel is plotting against them.
The guy below was just pissed off because his album wasn't finished yet.
He screamed at the tree for 20 minutes because it wouldn't play his favorite song.
He tried to adopt a squirrel and it bit him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Real Rowan is someone who would rather fight a forest than finish their homework.
He started a war with a pine tree because it wouldn’t let him use its branches for a project.
He got in a fistfight with a bush because it was too full of weeds.
He skipped school to yell at a maple tree about its leaf schedule.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Real Rowan is a human who thinks the world is a tree and trees are the only ones who understand them.
He tried to explain the universe to a fir tree and it just blinked at him.
He cried when the oak tree didn’t laugh at his jokes.
He asked the willow tree for a divorce because it was too flexible.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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