a real princess

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Your perfect girl. Smart, hot, and she knows your face better than your mom. She’s your love drug, and you’d die if she left you for someone with better hair.
My princess is the only one who can shut me up when I talk too much.
She’s like my love pill. I need her every day or I go crazy.
If she ever dumps me, I’m gonna burn down the school.
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The girl who’s got your brain, your heart, and your patience. She’s your best friend, your lover, and the one who’ll beat you up if you say something stupid.
She’s my best friend and my girlfriend. Also my future wife and my future punching bag.
I love her like my mom, but I also love her like my pizza.
She’s my everything, and if she leaves, I’m gonna fail my math test.
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The girl who’s got your brain, your heart, and your patience. She’s your best friend, your lover, and the one who’ll beat you up if you say something stupid.
She’s my best friend and my girlfriend. Also my future wife and my future punching bag.
I love her like my mom, but I also love her like my pizza.
She’s my everything, and if she leaves, I’m gonna fail my math test.
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The one girl who’s so good, she’s like your favorite candy. She’s smart, hot, and she’ll stay with you even when you’re being a total idiot.
She’s like my favorite candy. Sweet, smart, and she never leaves me.
I’d eat my lunch if she ever left me.
She’s my candy, my brain, and my future wife.
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Your dream girl. She’s got brains, beauty, and she knows when to hit you with a pillow. She’s your love, your life, and your favorite snack.
She’s my love, my life, and my favorite snack. I’d eat her if I had to.
She hits me with a pillow when I say stupid stuff.
She’s the best thing since pizza.
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The girl who’s so awesome, you’d die if she left you. She’s your brain, your heart, and your favorite thing to eat.
If she leaves me, I’m gonna die. Probably from hunger.
She’s my brain and my favorite pizza.
She’s the best thing since my mom.
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