a real piece of work

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A person who’s so messed up they probably got kicked out of heaven for being too much trouble.
My uncle is a real piece of work. He drinks at 7 am and still manages to yell at the mailman.
My teacher called my friend a real piece of work after he tried to set fire to the lunchroom.
My dog is a real piece of work. He barks at the vacuum cleaner like it’s the devil.
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A fancy way to say ‘fucking idiot’ if you’re too lazy to just say it.
My mom said my brother was a real piece of work after he tried to eat the whole cake in one bite.
My friend’s ex called him a real piece of work for forgetting their anniversary 12 times.
My neighbor is a real piece of work. He dressed up as a chicken for the block party.
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A person who’s so weird they could make a normal person cry just by existing.
My cousin is a real piece of work. She once tried to talk to a tree.
My friend’s dog is a real piece of work. It howls at the moon like it’s a war cry.
My teacher called the principal a real piece of work after he tried to wear socks with sandals to a meeting.
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