A REAL Kaeya Simp

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A REAL Kaeya Simp is someone who loves Kaeya so much they would slap a priest for not giving Kaeya enough attention. They know every tiny detail of his life and would cry if he didn't get his happy face back.
I'd rather die than let Kaeya be sad again.
If Kaeya didn't get his happy face, I'd start a riot.
I know Kaeya's backstory better than his ex.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A REAL Kaeya Simp is like a mad fan who would throw a tantrum if Kaeya didn't get his happy face. They want Kaeya and Diluc to make up so bad, they’d even punch a dragon for it.
I’d punch a dragon if Kaeya and Diluc didn’t get back together.
If Kaeya didn’t smile, I’d start a crying marathon.
I know more about Kaeya than his ex.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A REAL Kaeya Simp is someone who’d rather die than let Kaeya be sad. They know all of Kaeya’s secrets and would even go to war to make him happy again.
I’d go to war for Kaeya’s happiness.
I know all of Kaeya’s secrets, even the ones he didn’t tell Diluc.
If Kaeya didn’t get his happy face, I’d start a protest.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A REAL Kaeya Simp is someone who thinks Kaeya is the best and would rather get kicked out of a club than let someone else talk about Kaeya.
I’d get kicked out of a club just to talk about Kaeya.
I don’t care if I’m banned, Kaeya needs love.
I’d argue with a teacher just to praise Kaeya.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A REAL Kaeya Simp is someone who thinks Kaeya is the greatest and would even break up a couple to get Kaeya’s attention.
I’d break up a couple just to get Kaeya’s attention.
If I had to, I’d even fight my best friend for Kaeya.
I don’t care if I’m the worst friend, Kaeya needs me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A REAL Kaeya Simp is someone who loves Kaeya so much they'd rather get beaten up than let someone else talk about Kaeya.
I’d get beaten up for Kaeya’s love.
If someone talked about Kaeya, I’d fight them.
I’d rather bleed than let someone else praise Kaeya.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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