Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Real Jody is someone who complains more than they breathe and makes everything sound like a disaster.

'I got a B on my math test. My life is over.'

'The pizza had one pepperoni. I’m never eating again.'

'My dog barked once. That’s it. I’m leaving.'

2

A Real Jody is a person who turns a small problem into a full-blown war with everyone they know.

'I spilled coffee on my shirt. My whole day is ruined. You’re all ruined too.'

'I got a parking ticket. I’m going to sue the city.'

'My phone died. I’m not talking to you anymore.'

3

A Real Jody is a human who uses words like 'abomination' and 'disgrace' to describe a mildly bad day.

'Today was the worst day ever. My lunch was a disgrace.'

'I failed my test. That’s an abomination.'

'My dog did a weird dance. That’s the end of the world.'

4

A Real Jody is someone who will curse at you for no reason and then cry about it.

'You said hello! I’m going to die of embarrassment.'

'I dropped my pencil. I’m going to scream.'

'You laughed at my joke. I’m going to curse you for three days.'

5

A Real Jody is a person who thinks the world is against them and they’re right about it.

'The world hates me. My math test was evil.'

'The sky is angry at me. I got a D.'

'My dog is plotting against me. He didn’t fetch the ball.'

6

A Real Jody is someone who’s too lazy to fix their problems, but will rant about them for hours.

'I got a B. I’m not going to try harder. I’ll just rant about it.'

'My dog ate my homework. I’m not going to feed him. I’ll just rant.'

'My phone died. I’m not going to charge it. I’m going to rant.'