a real goofster

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a real goofster is the guy who eats your lunch and then asks for a snack

my cousin ate my sandwich and then asked for a bag of chips

the kid at the park took my pizza and said he was hungry

my uncle took my last donut and said he was a god

a real goofster is someone who laughs at your failures but cries when they fail

my brother laughed when I failed math but cried when he flunked science

my friend snickered when I tripped but bawled when he got kicked out of class

my mom laughed when I spilled juice but cried when she broke her favorite mug

a real goofster is the person who wears socks with sandals and thinks it's a fashion statement

my dad wears socks with sandals and says it's 'trendy'

my cousin wore socks with sandals to the party and called it 'cool'

my uncle wore socks with sandals and said he was a fashion icon