A Real Dumb bitch

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A dumb bitch who thinks the FBI is a hair salon and thinks you can turn your hair black with bleach and a prayer
She asked if I was a cop because I wore a hat
She tried to bleach her hair and now it looks like a raccoon bit it
She said the FBI was going to come and take her phone because she didn't know what it was
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dumb bitch who doesn't know what the FBI is and thinks you can dye your hair black with a bottle of bleach and a death wish
She asked me if I was a detective because I had a coffee
She tried to bleach her hair and now it looks like a burnt pancake
She said the FBI was coming to take her phone because she thought it was a spy device
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dumb bitch who thinks the FBI is a fancy hair salon and thinks you can make your hair black with bleach and a little luck
She asked me if I was a cop because I had a pen
She tried to bleach her hair and now it looks like a ghost
She said the FBI was coming to take her phone because she thought it was a hairbrush
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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