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A Reagan Ronaldson Person is someone who hates the stupidest people in the universe. These people live in dirt huts and came from the farthest reaches of the multiverse. They’re there because they were on a wild trip to get butt plugs and anal beads from giant semen-spitting spider monsters.
My cousin is a Reagan Ronaldson Person. He yells at my uncle for being from another galaxy.
At the mall, a Reagan Ronaldson Person called me a ‘mud-hut monster’ for wearing a fanny pack.
My teacher said I was a ‘shemale-hating space freak’ because I didn’t like aliens.