Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your dad grabs your balls from behind like he's trying to rip them off and throw them in the trash

My dad did a reacharound so hard I thought I'd lose my voice

He grabbed me by the nuts like he was about to beat me with them

Dad did a reacharound that made me scream like a girl in a horror movie

2

When someone is sticking it to you from behind and decides to rub your junk like it's a prize

He was giving me a reacharound like I was the winner of the junk lottery

She was rubbing my junk like I was a dog and she was a kid

He stuck it in me and then reached around like he was giving me a massage

3

When your lover gives you a hand job from behind while you're trying to enjoy the ride

My lover did a reacharound while I was trying to focus on the main event

She gave me a hand job from behind like I was a statue

He reached around and gave me a hand job like I was a toy

4

A drink that tastes like regret, hope, and a lot of sugar

That reacharound cocktail was like drinking my regrets

I drank that cocktail and it felt like I was drunk on failure

That drink tasted like I just got kicked out of a party

5

When you're spooning someone and they decide to grab your junk like it's a snack

She reached around like I was a snack bar

He grabbed my junk like it was a treat

While we were spooning, she reached around and grabbed my junk like it was a surprise

6

The service you give when someone is giving you a good ass beating

He was giving me a reacharound like I was a side dish

She gave me a good ass beating and then grabbed my junk like I was a bonus

He was giving me a reacharound like I was his favorite snack

7

When a guy gives you a hand job from behind while you're doing him

He gave me a reacharound like I was a side dish

He was giving me a hand job while I was doing him

He reached around and gave me a hand job like I was a toy