A Razzy

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A Razzy is when someone drags out a song so long it feels like a funeral for a goldfish. It’s fake emotion and total failure.

This song is a Razzy. I can’t even feel anything, just the sound of a dying toaster.

She turned a 2-minute song into a 10-minute sob story. A Razzy for sure.

This guy is a Razzy. He took 3 seconds of music and stretched it into 3 minutes of pain.

A Razzy is the most precious, glittery, annoying human on Earth. They are the person who makes you laugh, then steals your snack.

My cousin is a Razzy. She’s the best, but she also took my last chip.

This guy is a Razzy. He told the best joke, then said, ‘I’m not done yet.’

My teacher is a Razzy. She’s the nicest, but she also gave me 30 extra homework problems.

A Razzy is a trophy for the worst movie ever. It’s like getting a gold star for being the worst student in class.

That movie was a Razzy. I fell asleep halfway through.

The movie got a Razzy. It was worse than my math test.

That movie is a Razzy. The plot was worse than my dog’s breakfast.

A Razzy is something so cool it makes everything else look like a hot dog at a funeral. It’s the best of the best, the king of all kings.

That car is a Razzy. It’s cooler than my dad’s mustache.

That game is a Razzy. It’s the best game I’ve ever played.

That drink is a Razzy. It tastes like heaven.

A Razzy is when something is so hype it could wake up a sleeping dragon. It’s crazy, loud, and it’s here to stay.

This party is a Razzy. It’s louder than my brother’s screaming.

This music is a Razzy. It’s like a party in my head.

This video is a Razzy. It’s wilder than my dog chasing a mail truck.

A Razzy is any sunglasses that are so dark you look like a ghost. They hide your eyes like you’re trying to hide from your mom.

Those sunglasses are a Razzy. I can’t even see his eyes.

Her sunglasses are a Razzy. She looks like a ghost in a zombie movie.

That guy’s sunglasses are a Razzy. He looks like he’s hiding from his dad.

A Razzy is an award for the worst movies. It’s given to the people who made movies so bad, they could make a dog cry.

That movie won a Razzy. It was worse than my dog’s hair.

The movie got a Razzy. It was the worst I’ve ever seen.

That movie is a Razzy. It made my dog cry.