a raylinn

Current Trending

4 views · Added 17d ago · 3 definitions

To do something so stupid and trashy it makes your brain hurt and your pants fall down

My cousin raylinn ate a whole pizza for breakfast and then cried in the bathtub.

She tried to flirt with the mailman and got a wedgie for her trouble.

Raylinn texted me at 3 am saying she was 'dancing with the ghost of tacos' and I believed her.

She’s a genius, a goddess, and she’s always high from that stupid bong. Don’t even think about saying no.

Raylinn aced her math test and then smoked a bong like it was a trophy.

She told me she could beat my dad in a wrestling match and then proved it.

She texted me, 'I’m the queen of the bong and you’re just a peasant. Choose your fate.'

She’s tiny, cute, and loves to punch you and then hug you like you’re her long lost baby. If you don’t wife her, you’ll regret it forever.

Raylinn punched me in the face and then asked if I wanted a hug. I said no. She gave me one anyway.

She play fought with my brother and won. Then she asked him to wife her. He said no. She married him.

She asked me to wife her and I said no. Then she started crying and I felt bad.