a rayburn

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When you can't get your rocks off on a girl. Usually involves way too much back rubs and massage like you're trying to win a bet.

Bro, you're a rayburn. You tried to charm her with a massage and it was worse than a bad Tinder bios.

My cousin is a rayburn. He tried to impress a girl with a back rub and it was like a wrestling match.

You're a rayburn. You can't even get laid and you're still trying to act cool.

The type of person who everyone wants to be friends with. They're hot, smiley, and live in California like it's their personal heaven.

That girl in school was a rayburn. She had the best smile and everyone wanted to be her friend.

He was a rayburn. He was popular, had long lashes, and was voted most popular like it was a given.

She was a rayburn. She lived in Cali and everyone was jealous of her life.

The guy who hosted a game show that was super popular. He was the man who made people laugh and feel like they were in on the joke.

That guy on the game show was a rayburn. He made the whole show fun.

The original host of Match Game was a rayburn. He was the best at making people feel like they were part of the show.

He was a rayburn. He hosted Match Game and people still talk about him like he was a legend.

The oldest brother in the Rayburn family. He's a mess, always drunk, and takes drugs like it's his full-time job.

That Rayburn brother was a mess. He was drunk all the time and took drugs like it was his job.

He was a rayburn. He was the oldest brother, always high and making bad choices.

The eldest Rayburn brother was a rayburn. He lived in a house full of drugs and drank like it was a sport.

Spends all their money on stupid flutes and is obsessed with Michael Jackson, Drake, and Lil Nas X like they're the only people who matter.

She's a rayburn. She spent all her money on piccolos and is obsessed with Drake like it's a religion.

He's a rayburn. He spends all his cash on flutes and acts like he's in a music video.

That person is a rayburn. They bought a ton of piccolos and still can't stop talking about Lil Nas X.

A woman who shows up in your dreams to seduce you. She's super hot and you're too dumb to say no.

That succubus was a rayburn. She showed up in my dreams and I was too dumb to say no.

She was a rayburn. She seduced men in their sleep and made them too weak to do anything.

An Alana Rayburn is a rayburn. She's like a nightmare version of your crush and you can't stop thinking about her.