A Ray of Pitch Black

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A person who turns every bright idea into a pile of crap and makes everyone else look like a fool.
My cousin is a ray of pitch black. He turned my birthday party into a funeral.
That guy at work is a ray of pitch black. He ruined my coffee and my mood.
My teacher said I was a ray of pitch black. I didn’t even do anything wrong.
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The worst kind of human. They bring misery wherever they go and make you question your life choices.
My mom is a ray of pitch black. She said I was a disappointment before I even woke up.
That kid in my class is a ray of pitch black. He makes math sound like a curse.
My boss is a ray of pitch black. He made me work on Saturday.
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A person so negative they could make a rainbow cry and turn it into a puddle of sadness.
My friend is a ray of pitch black. He said my pizza was the worst thing ever.
My dog is a ray of pitch black. He ate my homework and my hope.
My little brother is a ray of pitch black. He told me I’d never be cool.
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