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When you bring home some old drunk bird from the pub who’s been chugging cheap wine and smoking like a chimney, and she ends up giving you a hand job while spitting out three butts and a whole lung

I took home Mrs. Pug from the pub and she gave me a handjob while coughing up a lung and a half

Old Bird from the pub gave me a handjob and then spat out a cigarette butt like it was a curse

I brought home the 45-year-old bird and she gave me a hand job while spitting out butts and blood

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you take home a 40-something bird who’s been trashing the pub and smoking so much she looks like a chimney, and she gives you a hand job while spitting out butts and a lung

I took home the 43-year-old bird and she gave me a hand job while coughing up three butts and a lung

Old Bird from the pub gave me a hand job and then spat out a cigarette like it was a problem

That 45-year-old bird gave me a hand job and then threw up a butts and a lung

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you drag home a 40-something drunk bird who’s been drinking and smoking like a chimney, and she gives you a hand job while spitting out butts and a lung

I dragged home Mrs. Pug and she gave me a hand job while coughing up a lung and three butts

Old Bird from the pub gave me a hand job and then spat out a butts and a lung

That 42-year-old bird gave me a hand job and then coughed up three butts and a lung

by Slangipedia 15d ago