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When you play a game from Rare, like Sea of Thieves, everything that can go wrong will go wrong, and it'll do it in the most annoying way possible.

I got stuck in a ship that was on fire and my character died 10 times.

My friend got eaten by a giant pirate wolf and screamed the entire time.

I tried to loot a chest and it exploded in my face.

Someone who is totally weird, doesn’t follow the crowd, and does stuff that makes other people question their sanity.

My neighbor wears socks on his hands and dances to 80s music every day.

My cousin once tried to talk to a chicken and got yelled at.

My friend wears a hat made of socks and says it’s ‘fashion’.

Something so rare it might as well be magic, like finding a working McDonald's ice cream machine in the middle of the night.

I found a working ice cream machine and got a milkshake at 2 AM.

My sister found a golden egg in Minecraft and cried happy tears.

I found someone cussing on a Christian Minecraft server and laughed for 10 minutes.

Something you really want to do, like eating a whole pizza in one bite, or something that makes you jump out of your seat with excitement.

I was so excited about the new game that I screamed in my bedroom at 3 AM.

My friend saw a rare Pokémon and fainted from happiness.

I got a surprise party and cried because it was so cool.

Something that happens a lot, like your mom yelling at you every day or your dog eating your homework.

My mom yells at me every day and I hate it.

My dog ate my math test and I failed.

My brother says ‘I’m gonna beat you up’ every time he sees me.

When you’re super high on weed and you think the clouds are talking to you or you try to talk to your pet fish.

I was so high I tried to talk to my goldfish and it looked at me like I was crazy.

I saw a cloud that looked like my teacher and I laughed for 10 minutes.

I told my dog I was going to the moon and he barked at me.

Something you don’t see every day, like a chicken wearing a hat or a person who eats pizza for breakfast.

I saw a chicken wearing a hat and I laughed for 5 minutes.

My friend eats pizza for breakfast and it’s the best thing ever.

I saw a person wearing socks on their hands and I asked them why.