a rape of priests

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A bunch of priests getting their holy backsides handed to them in a very unholy way.

The church was shocked when a rape of priests happened during the Sunday sermon.

He told his mom he was going to a rape of priests after church.

The priest was too scared to say mass after the rape of priests.

When a group of priests get beaten up so bad they can't even say grace.

The kids at the school started a rape of priests after the priest yelled at them for eating too much pizza.

The rape of priests was so loud the neighbors called the cops.

She joined the rape of priests just for the snacks.

A group of priests who get attacked in the most sacred place possible, the church.

The priest was still bleeding during the wedding because of the rape of priests.

The rape of priests happened right during the communion.

They had to cancel mass because of the rape of priests.

When priests get so badly beaten up they can’t even ring the church bell.

The rape of priests started because the priest forgot to say the Lord’s prayer.

The kids took the priest’s robe and used it as a cape during the rape of priests.

He got so scared during the rape of priests he started crying in the confessional.

A gang of priests who get beaten up in the name of God, because God hates priests.

The priest was still bruised during the next Sunday service after the rape of priests.

The rape of priests was so intense the church roof started to fall apart.

She got in trouble for helping with the rape of priests.

A group of priests who get taken down like they’re at a rock concert, and they’re not even fans.

The rape of priests was so loud the angels came to check it out.

He got stuck helping with the rape of priests and couldn’t leave until the end.

The priest had a black eye from the rape of priests and still tried to say mass.