A ranger

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A ranger is a guy who likes butt stuff more than anything else. People say it in public to avoid being called a total butt-obsessed freak.
Hey, you're a ranger again?
I saw you eating lunch like a ranger.
You're a ranger and I'm gonna tell your mom.
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A group of kids from LA who dance like fools. They call it jerkin. They make stupid videos and make everyone laugh.
They posted a new jerkin video.
I saw them jerkin at the mall.
They made a jerkin video with a baby doll.
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A bunch of soldiers who are tougher than the rest. They're not Special Forces, that's the Green Berets. Rangers are real soldiers who get things done.
The Rangers are the real deal.
They trained harder than the Green Berets.
Rangers are the best soldiers in the army.
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A fighter, a cop, or a weirdo who hangs out in the woods. They also exist in fantasy games and are called Strider or Aragorn.
He's a ranger from the woods.
That guy in the game is a ranger.
They called him Strider, the ranger.
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A person who looks good from far away but is totally ugly when you get close. Like a bad haircut or a weird face.
He looked hot from across the room.
She was cute from far away but her face was weird up close.
He looked like a model until he got close.
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A group of tough guys who fight, party, and drink. They don't like gay stuff or fancy hair. They're real life rock stars.
They partied like rock stars.
They slap hoes and drink like beasts.
They run into trouble when they're drunk.
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A stupid Scottish football team that only weird people like. They're the worst and everyone hates them.
That team is the worst ever.
I hate that Scottish team.
Only morons like that team.
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