a random

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A random is someone you have the number of, but you don’t know them. You might have seen them once, maybe twice, probably while drunk. You call them when you're bored and have no life.

Hey, I just got your number, so I'm calling you. What's up?

You're my only friend, so I'm calling you. Again.

You're random, so I'm calling you. Because I'm random too.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A random is someone you meet in a game. They’re a nerdy kid who plays games all day and sends you messages to tease you like a 12-year-old boy.

Hey, you’re random. I’ve been playing this game for five hours and you’re still here.

You’re random. I’m not even sure why I’m talking to you.

You’re random. You don’t even know my name.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Randomizing is when you say whatever comes to your head just to confuse or annoy someone. You end it with ‘I know’ like you’re trying to sound smart.

I just said ‘cats are better than dogs’ out of nowhere. I know.

I said ‘pizza is a fruit’ and then I said ‘I know.’

I said ‘the sky is purple’ and then I said ‘I know.’

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The word ‘random’ is the most annoying thing ever. You say something related, but they say it’s random because they’re dumb and can’t understand you.

I said ‘I’m going to the store’ and they said ‘that’s random.’

I said ‘the sky is blue’ and they said ‘that’s random.’

I said ‘I’m hungry’ and they said ‘that’s random.’

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A random is just a bunch of nonsense all mixed together. It’s like your brain threw up a bunch of crap and called it a plan.

I did my homework and then I said ‘random’ because I didn’t know what else to say.

I said ‘random’ because I was confused and didn’t want to think.

I said ‘random’ because I’m dumb and don’t know what I’m talking about.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A group of randoms is people who show up to parties they don’t belong to. They’re like the weird kid who shows up to a party and no one knows who they are.

I showed up to the keg party and no one knew who I was. I was a random.

I showed up to the party and no one wanted to talk to me. I was a random.

I showed up to the party and I was the only one there. I was a random.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Random is the newest dumb word used by stupid kids to act cool. It’s like they think being random makes them special, but they’re just being dumb.

I said ‘I’m random’ and I thought I was cool. I wasn’t.

I said ‘random’ and I thought I was smart. I wasn’t.

I said ‘random’ and no one understood me. I was dumb.

by Slangipedia 5d ago