a rand

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A rand is a person who acts like a monkey on meth. They do weird stuff just for laughs and everyone loves them because they’re the class clown, even if they’re an idiot.
Hey rand, why did you throw a banana at the principal?
Rand, you just ran into the wall screaming, ‘I AM THE CHAMPION!’
Rand, you texted me a selfie of your dog wearing a hat and a cape.
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A rand is someone who’s so horny they’ll hit on a pizza. They only care about one thing: getting laid, and they’ll do anything to get it.
Hey, rand, why did you ask the math teacher to go out with you during class?
Rand, you tried to flirt with the vending machine.
You texted me, ‘I want you to be my boyfriend, right now, or I’ll fail algebra.’
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A rand is when you type a weird command in old Word and it spams a sentence over and over like a broken printer. It’s the worst, but you do it anyway.
I typed ‘rand(10)’ and got 10 copies of that sentence. I cried.
My teacher saw my screen and laughed at me for 10 minutes.
I did ‘rand(200)’ and my paper looked like a war zone.
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A rand is a hot, strong girl who will kick your ass if you mess with her. She’s cool, but don’t be a dumbass and try to chat her up about the weather.
She kicked my ass for calling her ‘babe’ in front of her friends.
I said ‘hi’ and she gave me a look that could kill.
She told me I was ‘boring’ and walked away.
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A rand is when people say ‘sup’ and nothing else, like they’re too lazy to talk. It’s annoying, and it makes you want to punch them.
My friend said ‘sup’ and walked off. I was like, ‘What? That’s it?’
I said ‘sup’ and he said ‘sup’ and then said ‘nothing’ like I was dumb.
I asked him a question and he said ‘sup’ and left me hanging.
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A rand is a girl who’s hot, confident, and will argue with you about the meaning of life. She’s not going to waste her time with boring stuff.
She argued with me about whether pizza is a food or a god.
She told me I was ‘boring’ and left me standing there.
She said I wasn’t ‘good enough’ and walked away like I was a loser.
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A rand is the best person ever. They’re cute, funny, and you would be lucky to be their friend. Their eyes are like magic and they’re always cool.
She smiled at me and I felt like I was on fire.
She told me a joke and it was the best thing I’ve ever heard.
She wore a hat and I instantly loved her.
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