Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A turtle that looks like a hot mess and only eats fancy fruit. It’s so picky it makes your mom look like a food critic.

Why is this turtle eating my clementines? Is it trying to be a fruit snob?

This turtle is more dramatic than my ex.

I tried to feed it a banana, and it gave me the side eye.

2

A girl who does stupid stuff, but she’s so pretty you can’t help but like her. She’s like a glitter bomb in a gym sock.

She tried to juggle pineapples and failed. It was epic.

She did a cartwheel in the hallway and no one cared.

She wore socks with sandals and somehow made it look cool.

3

A girl with hair so good it should be illegal. She can wear anything and still look like a walking fashion show.

Her hair is smoother than my grandma’s pancakes.

She wore a hat and it still looked like a masterpiece.

I tried to copy her hairstyle and now my hair looks like a raccoon’s nest.

4

A girl who smiles like she just won the lottery and can fight like a champ. She’s tough, kind, and can handle any mess like it’s a Monday.

She yelled at a math test and it got scared.

She stood up to a group of bullies and won.

She cried during a sad movie and then kicked my door down.

5

A girl so bright she could light up a dark room. Everyone wants to marry her, but only one lucky guy can.

She’s like a disco ball in a cave.

She made my math class feel like a party.

She’s so pretty, I tried to ask her out and failed.

6

A guy who’s like a walking creative genius, funny as hell, and can be stubborn like a donkey. He’s rich, and he loves being healthy.

He turned math into a dance party.

He ate one vegetable and became a vegetable god.

He said no to pizza and I cried.

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A girl who smiles like she just won the lottery and can fight like a champ. She’s tough, kind, and can handle any mess like it’s a Monday.

She yelled at a math test and it got scared.

She stood up to a group of bullies and won.

She cried during a sad movie and then kicked my door down.