a Ramsey

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When a couple turns the boat club into their own private porn set. They use oar handles like dildos and cox boxes like love seats. The trestle is the ultimate flex, but it usually breaks because it's so used. Everyone hates it, but they all do it anyway.
My cousin and her bf did a ramsey in the middle of the lake. The trestle shattered like a glass of wine.
I saw the club president doing a ramsey with the janitor. They had no idea the whole club was watching.
My friend tried to do a ramsey with a trestle and ended up with a broken nose. Classic.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy named Ram who lives on Ram's Island. He’s the sweetest guy ever, but he’s also the dumbest. He’s got big eyes and a mouth that never shuts up. He’s like the human version of a toddler with a PhD.
Ram tried to text me during class and got caught. He said, 'It was an emergency.'
He told me he failed math because the numbers were 'too loud.'
He once cried when the teacher said 'no homework.' He was 20.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the smartest person in the world. He's like a walking dictionary, and he's got the ego to match. If Einstein had a twin, it would be a Ramsey.
He told me he could solve the universe in 5 minutes. I said, 'Cool, then solve it.' He said, 'I'm working on it.'
He once corrected the teacher on a spelling test. The teacher just gave him an A.
He thinks he’s God. I think he’s just really full of himself.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who's got it all, heroic, beastly, monstrous, genius, funny, a total pimp, and the kind of guy who makes every girl swoon. He's the whole package, and he knows it.
He saved a kid from a fire and then asked for a hug. The kid said, 'I'm not touching you.'
He told the principal he was a ‘chick magnet’ and got a free lunch.
He once broke 3 chairs and still had the energy to flirt with the janitor.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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In the UK, a Ramsey is a knife. People use it in fights, schools, and sometimes just for fun. It's like the ultimate weapon for people who hate each other.
He brought a ramsey to school and threatened to cut my hair. I said, 'You're gonna regret that.'
My cousin got in a fight with a ramsey and lost two teeth.
They use ramseys in the UK like they're going to war.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When someone still has a job title but acts like they're about to die. They whine like a baby, call the secretary for help, and have the knees of a 90-year-old.
He said, 'Oh Jesus, help me!' while falling down the stairs. It was just 10 steps.
He called the secretary 3 times in one day just to get a substitute.
He walked into the office with a cane and a coffee. He looked like a zombie.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who seems quiet, but when you get to know him, he's got a wild side. And he's got a body like a rhino. No joke.
He said he was a 'quiet guy,' but then he did a pull-up and got a tattoo.
He asked me out, and I said, 'Are you sure?' He said, 'I'm 100% sure.'
He once won a bet by doing a handstand. He said, 'I'm not just quiet. I'm also a beast.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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