A Raging Starbucks Cunt

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A Raging Starbucks Cunt is a total waste of oxygen who lives in the Starbucks lobby and orders drinks so complicated they need a PhD to figure out. They take 10 pictures of it and post it like it’s the end of the world.

I want a caramelized espresso frappe with a side of confusion and a sprinkle of my ex’s ashes.

This drink is so fancy it needs a nap.

My latte has more names than my ex has lies.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Raging Starbucks Cunt is someone who thinks they're fancy just because they can pronounce 'mocha' backwards. They spend more money on drinks than rent and post it like it’s a victory.

I paid $12 for a drink that tastes like regret and burnt toast.

This latte has more sugar than my grandma’s lies.

I got a drink so complicated it needs a map and a therapist.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Raging Starbucks Cunt is a human who lives in the Starbucks lobby and orders drinks so gross they should be illegal. They take 12 pictures of it and post it like it's a masterpiece.

I drank something that tasted like my mom’s old socks.

This drink is so bad it needs a lawyer.

My coffee has more flavors than my life has meaning.

by Slangipedia 16d ago