a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair

My cousin looked like a skeleton with a hairpiece after he skipped meals for a week.

That guy at the bus stop was a skeleton with a lousy wig and no energy.

My dog’s owner looked like a skeleton wearing a wig and ready to cry.

My brother looked like a stick figure with a few hairs and no food.

That girl at the gym looked like a stick figure with a wig and no meat on her bones.

My uncle looked like a stick figure with a wig and zero life.

My neighbor looked like a bone pile with a single hair strand and zero hope.

That old man at the diner looked like a bone pile with a wig and a bad day.

My teacher looked like a bone pile with a hair strand and no patience.

My friend looked like a skinny dog wearing a wig and begging for snacks.

That guy at the park looked like a dog with a wig and no food.

My grandma looked like a dog with a wig and no teeth.

My classmate looked like a rat with a wig and no idea what to do.

That guy in the hallway looked like a rat with a hairpiece and no life.

My brother looked like a rat with a wig and no money.

My cousin looked like a clean pick with a bad haircut and no food.

That man at the store looked like a picked clean with a wig and no energy.

My dog looked like a picked clean with a hair strand and no snacks.