Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Rachel is when someone gives you the side-eye like you just walked into a crime scene and they’re the detective.

Yo, what’s up with her look? She’s judging my entire life right now.

He looked at me like I had dirt on my face and bad vibes.

She gave me the Rachel stare when I spilled coffee on her shirt.

2

A Rachel is a French goddess who thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread and expects you to agree.

She said, 'You’re just average, honey.' I said, 'You’re just overrated.'

She walked in and said, 'You’re not even close to my level.'

She told me I was a 'basic human' and I deserved to be kicked out of the group chat.

3

A Rachel is like a unicorn, but with more drama and less magic.

She cried when I didn’t text her back right away.

She broke up with me because I didn’t call her on her birthday.

She said I was ‘not even close to special’ and I deserved to be single forever.

4

A Rachel is someone who acts like they’re perfect, but they’re just trying to hide their flaws.

She said, 'I’m perfect, and you’re just average.'

She made me feel bad because she didn’t like my haircut.

She told me I was a ‘disappointment’ and I should have been better.

5

A Rachel is a girl who thinks she’s the best thing since pizza and expects you to agree.

She said, 'You’re just basic, and I’m a goddess.'

She told me I was a ‘boring human’ and I deserved to be kicked out of the group chat.

She walked in and said, 'You’re not even close to my level.'

6

A Rachel is someone who hides her pain behind a smile and thinks she’s tough, but she’s just faking it.

She smiled through the whole thing, but I could tell she was hurting inside.

She got stabbed in the back, but she just smiled and said, 'It’s okay.'

She got left, but she still smiled and said, 'I’m fine.'

7

A Rachel is a fat white racist piece of trash who thinks she’s the best and expects you to agree.

She said, 'You’re just average, and I’m a goddess.'

She took me off the schedule and called me a 'big fat bitch.'

She said, 'I’m coming up there and I’m gonna beat the fuck out of you.'