A Quorum

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When someone gets quiet after messing up and you know they heard you, but they’re too scared to say anything. It’s like they’re hiding from a giant f***ing monster.
My brother said he’d clean his room, then vanished when I mentioned the f***ing dust bunnies.
My crush said he’d text me back, then went silent after I mentioned his ex.
My dad said he’d stop eating f***ing pizza, then vanished when I brought up the pizza box.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The minimum number of people you need to show up for a meeting or else it’s just a bunch of f***ing noise.
The school board meeting only had 2 people. That’s not a quorum. That’s a f***ing joke.
Our church meeting had 3 people. A quorum? Please.
The meeting started with 10 people, then 6 left. Now it’s just a f***ing chat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A word from Michigan that’s now everywhere. It means something awesome, cool, or just plain f***ing legit. It’s like the new f***ing hype word.
That concert was a quorum. A total f***ing quorum.
That pizza? Quorum. That was a quorum.
I just got promoted. That’s a quorum. A total f***ing quorum.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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In Mormonism, a bunch of guys who argue over who gets to be the boss. It’s like a f***ing boys club with a lot of f***ing drama.
The quorum of the twelve apostles got into a fight over who was the best. F***ing drama.
The quorum of the first presidency got replaced by some guy named Brigham. F***ing weird.
They turned the church into a f***ing corporate thing. Like a f***ing Amway meeting.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tiny f***ing sore on your junk. It’s like a f***ing tiny f***ing wart, but worse.
I had a quorum on my junk. It was like a f***ing tiny f***ing laser tag.
My quorum was so bad, I had to take a f***ing bath.
I got a quorum from my ex. That was a f***ing sore.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A group of f***ing power-hungry people. They run things like governments and religions. They’re like f***ing bosses in a f***ing meeting.
That quorum ran the country like it was a f***ing board game.
The quorum of the church got to pick who went to the temple. F***ing unfair.
That quorum had all the power. They were like f***ing kings.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a bunch of guys all want the same girl. It’s like a f***ing group of f***ing guys fighting over a girl.
That girl had five guys after her. A f***ing quorum.
My best friend and his bro both asked her out. That’s a f***ing quorum.
There were three guys fighting over the same girl. That’s a f***ing quorum.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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