A quirky indie kid

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A quirky indie kid is a walking disaster who thinks they're the most important person in the universe. They wear mismatched socks and think their band is the best thing since sliced bread.
I saw him wearing a hat backwards and crying in the corner of a coffee shop.
He tried to start a band called 'The Sad Pajamas' and only one person showed up.
He texted me 'I'm eating cereal for dinner and it's a lifestyle choice.'
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A quirky indie kid is someone who thinks they're the next big thing, but their music sounds like a cat walked over a keyboard.
He tried to serenade me with a ukulele and it was like listening to a broken recorder.
He wore a tuxedo to a concert and no one got why.
He told me his life story in 140 characters and it was too long.
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A quirky indie kid is the kind of person who thinks they're famous, but they're just the guy who wears a bow tie every day and drinks too much coffee.
He once tried to explain his life to a barista and it took 10 minutes.
He wore a bow tie to a pizza place and got free garlic bread.
He texted me 'I'm living my best life and it's loud.'
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