A Quinn

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To drop like a sack of bricks and stay flat on the floor for so long you start to wonder if you’re ever getting up again.
My dad Quinned during the middle of a football game and didn’t move for 10 minutes.
I Quinned so hard after eating a whole pizza that my brother had to pull me out of the living room.
Quinned in front of the entire class after I laughed at his terrible joke.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Quinn is like the best friend you never knew you needed. She’s got the sass to back it up and the jokes to make you laugh until you cry. She’s also the kind of person who’ll take a sloth for a pet and still be the most chill person in the room.
Quinn texted me at 2 AM with a photo of her sloth wearing a hat and said, ‘This is the best day ever.’
She called me out for being quiet at lunch and made me laugh so hard I spilled my juice.
Quinn said, ‘You’re like a sloth in a race, and I’m winning.’ And I had no idea what she meant.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Quinn is basically a god in human form. Smart, funny, and so good-looking you might forget to breathe. But don’t let him know you think that because he’s too cool to act like he knows.
Quinn said, ‘I’m just here to be awesome,’ and I believed him.
He laughed at my terrible joke and made me feel like I was the funniest person ever.
He got an A+ on a test and just said, ‘I did well, but I wasn’t trying that hard.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Quinn is the guy who will talk your ear off and still be the funniest person in the room. He’s loud, annoying, and will argue with you until the end of time. But he’s also the kind of guy who’ll make you laugh until your sides hurt.
Quinn said, ‘You’re loud, but I’m louder,’ and I had no idea what to do.
He kept arguing with me for 20 minutes over whether pizza or burger was better.
He laughed at my joke and then made a joke so good I had no idea what to say.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Quinn has the kind of cock that would make the entire school jealous. If you’re not a Quinn, you’re just a regular person with no idea what real life is like.
Quinn said, ‘I could beat you in a cock-off any day,’ and I believed him.
He laughed at my joke and then said, ‘You’re lucky I don’t have a cock that big.’
He walked into the room and the whole school stopped to look at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Quinn is the kind of girl who’ll talk to you like you’re the best person in the world. But if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it. She’s pretty, funny, and has a ton of friends.
Quinn said, ‘You’re like my best friend,’ and I believed her.
She called me out for being quiet and made me laugh until I cried.
She got mad at me and said, ‘You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.’ And I had no idea what to say.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Quinn is the most beautiful girl in school, and she’s also the kind of person who’ll make you laugh until you cry. She’s got a ton of friends and is super nice. But if you piss her off, you’re in for a world of hurt.
Quinn said, ‘You’re like my best friend,’ and I believed her.
She laughed at my joke and then made me laugh even harder.
She got mad at me and said, ‘You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.’ And I had no idea what to say.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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