A Quick Goo

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When you need to find something fast and you curse the whole world for not knowing it already.
'What the hell is a pterodactyl? I'm asking Google and I'm mad at it.'
'Why is my pizza not here yet? I just did a quick goo and I'm still confused.'
'I’m not cheating, I’m just doing a quick goo because life is hard.'
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A desperate, last-minute search that only makes you angrier because you already knew the answer.
'I looked it up and it was right in front of me the whole time. I hate life.'
'I did a quick goo and it just made me more confused. What even is a quick goo?'
'I asked Google and now I’m questioning my entire existence.'
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When you use your phone like it's a magic wand to find something you should’ve already known.
'I just did a quick goo because I’m too lazy to think.'
'My phone is my hero. It saved me from failing this test.'
'I used my phone to look up the answer and now I feel guilty.'
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A mini-battle between you and Google that ends with you swearing at both of you.
'Google said it was 3 p. m. but I swear it was 2:59.'
'I did a quick goo and now I’m mad at the internet.'
'I looked it up and it lied to me. I’m not even sorry.'
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When you use your phone to find something fast, but it takes forever and you yell at it.
'I did a quick goo and it took me 10 minutes. I’m yelling at my phone.'
'I looked it up and it didn’t help. I’m now yelling at Google.'
'I tried to do a quick goo but my phone was slower than my grandma.'
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A last-second search that feels like you’re fighting the whole internet for one tiny answer.
'I did a quick goo because I was too lazy to remember.'
'I fought the internet for 3 minutes just to find out what a pterodactyl was.'
'I did a quick goo and now I’m tired. Also, what is a pterodactyl?'
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