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Back in the old days, queens got an extra hour to primp and preen like a fat kid on a sugar rush before showing up. Now it’s used when someone’s gonna be late, but they’ll be so fabulous, it’s worth the wait.
My mom called me at 9 am screaming, 'You have 10 minutes before I start crying!' It was her queen’s hour. I was late. She was glorious.
My ex used his queen’s hour to text me 42 times about how he was gonna be late but ‘he was worth it’.
My brother said, 'I’ll be there in 20 minutes. It’s my queen’s hour.' I said, 'You’ve been late for 20 years. What’s the point?'