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a line so long it makes your ancestors cry and your grandkids run away screaming

The line for the new iPhone was so long, I saw a guy pass out and someone stole his shoes.

The food truck line was so long, my dog gave up and went home.

The line for the concert was so long, I think the guy in front of me was my great-great-grandpa.

a line so long it could win a spelling bee and a wrestling match

The line for the concert was so long, I had to bring a tent and a snack.

The line for the concert was so long, I got a tattoo of my spot in line.

The line for the concert was so long, I started a band just to pass the time.

a line so long it’s like your grandma’s stories but with more yelling

The line was so long, I thought I was in a horror movie.

The line was so long, I started arguing with the guy in front of me about the best pizza toppings.

The line was so long, I had to text my mom to tell her I was never coming home.

a line so long it could make a king jealous and a saint confused

The line was so long, I got a job just to stay in it.

The line was so long, I brought a sleeping bag and a coffee machine.

The line was so long, I started a Twitter account just to complain about it.

a line so long it’s like waiting for your mom to finish her coffee and her gossip

The line was so long, I got a second job just to stand in it.

The line was so long, I started writing a novel about it.

The line was so long, I got a pet to keep me company.

a line so long it could make a superhero break a sweat and a villain smile

The line was so long, I got a degree in line standing.

The line was so long, I started a podcast about it.

The line was so long, I got a friend to stand in line for me.