A Quarter to Three

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A girl who's okay to look at, but not hot enough to make you forget your own face. She’s the last one a drunk guy grabs at 2:45 AM because he’s too wasted to care if she smells like a wet dog and a expired pizza.
He grabbed her because she was the only one left who wasn’t screaming into a phone.
He pulled her because she looked like she’d been dragged through a trash can.
She was the only one left who didn’t look like she’d been crying and eating chips.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl who’s like a half-eaten bag of chips, not great, but you’ll settle for her if you’re too tired to find something better. She’s the one you end up with when your friends are all too busy fighting over the same girl.
He took her because his friends were too busy arguing over the same girl.
She was the only one who didn’t run away when he asked her out.
She was the one who didn’t look like she’d been crying into a soda.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl you pull at 2:45 AM because you’re too drunk to tell your own face from hers. She’s the one who looks like she just came out of a locker room and a trash can, but you still take her because you’re too wasted to care.
He pulled her because she looked like she’d been in a locker room and a trash can.
She was the only one who didn’t run when he grabbed her.
He took her because he was too wasted to care if she stank like a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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