a quagmire

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When a guy slips a girl a bunch of pills so she goes out like a light, then cums on her like a drunk hippo.

My cousin slipped his crush a bunch of pills at the party and then had sex with her in the bathroom.

That guy at the gym gave his girlfriend a pill and then had sex with her while she was passed out on the treadmill.

My brother took a pill from his crush and then had sex with her in the back of his car.

The neighbor from Family Guy who acts like a total pervert and yells ‘All right!’ when he’s happy.

Quagmire yelled ‘All right!’ when he saw his neighbor’s dog wearing a hat.

He walked into a store and yelled ‘All right!’ when he saw the clerk.

Quagmire was so happy he saw a chicken wearing sunglasses, he yelled ‘All right!’.

A swampy place where you get stuck in the mud, or a mess that you can’t get out of, like being stuck in a war that goes on forever.

The army got stuck in a swamp and had to spend months getting out.

The government messed up the war and it turned into a total mess.

The country got stuck in a war that lasted for years and no one could fix it.

When you show off your dingle by fapping in front of someone you don’t know or someone you like.

He was fapping in front of the mailman while eating a sandwich.

He was fapping to his friend’s picture while at school.

He fapped in front of his teacher because he thought she was hot.

The crazy neighbor from Family Guy who loves sex and yells ‘Giggidy giggidy’ whenever he gets excited.

Quagmire was walking down the street and yelled ‘Giggidy giggidy’ at a pigeon.

He saw a hot dog and yelled ‘Giggidy giggidy’ at it.

He saw his friend’s dog and yelled ‘Giggidy giggidy’ at it like a lunatic.

When you cum to someone’s picture because you think they’re hot and you can’t help it.

He cum to his crush’s picture while eating cereal.

He cum to his teacher’s picture during class.

He cum to his mom’s picture while she was cooking.

When you have sex and move your head like a crazy man, yelling ‘Giggidy giggidy’ like a lunatic.

He had sex and moved his head like a wild animal, yelling ‘Giggidy giggidy’ at the top of his lungs.

He was having sex and started acting like a total maniac, yelling ‘Giggidy giggidy’ the whole time.

He had sex and was moving his head like a crazy man, yelling ‘Giggidy giggidy’ at the dog.