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A Q P is when you're too lazy to even think about what's going on.

A Q P is when you're on a Zoom call and just stare at the ceiling like it owes you money.

A Q P is when your friend says 'Hey man' and you just go 'Yeah...'

A Q P is when your mom calls and you answer with 'What?' like you're the king of the world.

A Q P is when someone is smiling like they just won the lottery, but they're holding hands over their ears like they're trying to block out the sound of your life.

My cousin did a Q P during my uncle's rant about the neighbor's dog.

My best friend did a Q P when I told her I was moving to Mars.

My teacher did a Q P when I said 'I'm not doing this homework.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Q P is when you're holding a quarter pound of weed like it's a trophy and you're ready to take on the world.

I did a Q P when I got my first bag of weed from my cousin.

My brother did a Q P when he got 10 pounds of weed for his birthday.

My friend did a Q P when he got a bag of weed and forgot to pay for his pizza.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Q P is when someone is wearing a backwards hat and sticking out their tongue like they just saw your life flash before their eyes.

My little brother did a Q P when I said I was getting a pet lizard.

My friend did a Q P when I said I was moving to Alaska.

My cousin did a Q P when I told her I was getting a tattoo of a chicken.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Q P is when you give someone the thumbs down like they just failed a test and you're the teacher.

I gave my friend a Q P when he said he was going to fail his math test.

My cousin did a Q P when I told her I was getting a pet spider.

My mom did a Q P when I said I was going to skip school.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Q P is when you're so tired you just want to sit in a silent room and never come out.

I did a Q P when my sister screamed at me for 3 hours straight.

My friend did a Q P when his mom yelled at him for eating pizza for breakfast.

My cousin did a Q P when I said I was getting a pet snake.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Q P is when you're the most popular person on TikTok and everyone is watching your videos like they're your best friends.

My cousin did a Q P when he got 1 million followers on TikTok.

I did a Q P when my video went viral and my mom started following me.

My friend did a Q P when his TikTok video got 500 likes and he cried.

by Slangipedia 6d ago