a purple-headed womb ferret

My uncle's purple-headed womb ferret looked like a dead raccoon in a sock.

He tried to hide his purple-headed womb ferret behind a tree, but it was too big.

My teacher called my dad's purple-headed womb ferret a 'disgrace to mankind.'

My cousin’s still-born looked like it just gave up.

My mom said my still-born brother was ‘too tired to live.’

They buried my still-born in a shoebox.

His fat cock was so big, it blocked the sun.

The fat cock was so big, it had its own zip code.

He had a fat cock so big, it was like a pizza with extra cheese.

My dad’s male genetalia made him feel like a king, but also a little embarrassed.

He said his male genetalia was his ‘pride and joy.’

My male genetalia is so big, it makes me blush.

My penis is also called a shlong, a bazooka, and a wall of pork.

He called his penis a 'trouser-snake' and got in trouble.

My babys arm is also a penis, and it’s very loud.