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A mess so bad it feels like your whole life just got kicked in the nuts at the same time.
My math test was a punch in the dick.
This morning was a punch in the dick.
My brother's breakfast was a punch in the dick.
A punch in the dick
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A hit to the junk so hard it feels like a giant chicken leg smacked you.
He got a punch in the dick from his dad.
She got a punch in the dick from her teacher.
The dog got a punch in the dick from the mailman.
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A woman who sleeps with everyone and then laughs in your face when you ask for a date.
My crush is a punch in the dick.
My sister is a punch in the dick.
My neighbor is a punch in the dick.
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A hit so bad it feels like your whole body just got run over by a truck.
He got a punch in the dick from his friend.
She got a punch in the dick from her mom.
The cat got a punch in the dick from the vacuum.
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When a girl gets so much dick she thinks her vagina is a gym.
My sister gets a punch in the dick every day.
My crush gets a punch in the dick all the time.
My friend gets a punch in the dick every weekend.
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The ultimate way to shut someone up when they're being a total pain in the ass.
He got a punch in the dick for being a jerk.
She got a punch in the dick for talking too much.
My dog got a punch in the dick for stealing my sandwich.
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When you really want to feel up someone else's penis instead of your own.
My dad wants a punch in the dick from his friend.
My mom wants a punch in the dick from her coworker.
My brother wants a punch in the dick from his crush.