A Puffin

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A guy who is like your boyfriend but also a beast who plays like a kid and still lets you cuddle him like a baby.
My guy is a puffin. He wrestles me and then cuddles me like I'm his teddy bear.
He's like a puffin. Strong, playful, and still lets me win at video games.
That guy is a puffin. He can fight a bear and then ask me if I want ice cream.
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When you smoke so much you look like you're on fire and you don't care.
Bro, you're puffin like a flamingo at a bonfire.
She puffin so hard she forgot to breathe.
He puffin like he's trying to light up the whole room.
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A bird that looks like a mess but can fly and swim and still beats the popular bird.
That bird is a puffin. It’s not as popular as the penguin but still flies and swims.
The puffin is like the underdog bird. It can swim and fly, and still nobody cares.
Puffin is the bird that's better than the penguin but no one likes it.
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When someone is trying to act tough but it's all fake.
He puffin like he's the toughest guy in the school, but he cried when I pulled his hair.
She puffin so hard she tripped over her own feet.
He puffin like he's the king of the jungle, but he's scared of a cat.
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When you and your bestie go out and act like total dummies and your mom yells at you.
My bestie and I puffin like we’re in a cartoon and our mom yelled at us.
We went puffin and ended up in the hospital from laughing too hard.
We puffin so hard our mom threatened to ground us for life.
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When something is just a little better than the most popular thing, even though nobody cares.
The puffin is just a little better than the penguin, but nobody cares.
That phone is puffin. It’s better than the most popular one, but no one knows.
This cereal is puffin. It’s better than the one everyone eats.
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The toughest, most beautiful woman you’ll ever meet. She’s also white and doesn’t tolerate nonsense.
That woman is a puffin. She kicked my ass and still looked cute.
She’s the puffin. I tried to flirt and she sent me to the principal.
The puffin is real. She’s white, tough, and doesn’t take crap.
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