A Puertorican Calzone

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A Puertorican Calzone is when a man, fresh off a romp, shoves his junk between his legs like a stupid kid hiding his embarrassment. Then some girl goes wild with her fingers, tickling every inch of his back, shoulders, butt, and nuts like he’s a goddamn piñata.
After a wild night, Joe said, 'I’m doing a Puertorican Calzone just to feel alive.'
Lisa tickled Mark like he was her new favorite toy during their lunch break.
At the gym, Carlos did a Puertorican Calzone while everyone watched in horror.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Puertorican Calzone happens when a guy, after a good screw, sticks his balls between his legs like he’s trying to escape a jail cell. Then a girl goes to town with her fingers, teasing every part of his body like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party.
During a break, Mike said, 'I did a Puertorican Calzone and I felt like a king.'
At the bar, Sarah tickled Tom like he was her new boyfriend.
In class, Juan did a Puertorican Calzone and the teacher almost had a heart attack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Puertorican Calzone is when a man, after a wild sex session, hides his junk between his legs like a coward. Then a girl goes crazy with her fingers, poking and prodding every part of his body like he’s a dumb animal at the zoo.
After a long day, Alex did a Puertorican Calzone just to relax.
During a video call, Lisa tickled Jake like he was her long-lost brother.
At the park, Carlos did a Puertorican Calzone and kids started laughing at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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