A Published Definition

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When a Urban Dictionary Editor actually lets a user's definition live instead of deleting it and calling them a dumbass.

I finally got my definition approved. The editor didn't even yell at me this time.

My definition survived the wrath of the editors. I didn't even have to cry.

My definition was real. The editor actually understood it. I'm in shock.

When you're trying to stop some idiot from adding a definition that's pure nonsense and you're too lazy to do anything about it.

I saw that definition and just let it happen. Why bother?

That definition was so stupid I let it stay. I'm a bad person.

I didn't delete it. I'm too tired to fight the dumbass.

You look at the dictionary and see some stupid definition and think, 'why would they actually put this here?'

I saw that definition and I was like, 'why is this here?'

That definition is so dumb, it's almost funny.

The editors must be high. Why would they publish this?

Something that happens so rarely it might as well be magic.

I've been on this site for years and I've only seen this once.

That definition was so good, it almost felt like magic.

This is the first time I've ever seen this happen. It's like a miracle.

You look for your definition and it's not there, and the site says you have zero published definitions, which is a lie and a slap in the face.

I looked for my definition and it wasn't there. The site said I had none. It's a lie.

I put in all that work and the site says I have no definitions. That's a slap in the face.

My definition is real. The site says I have none. It's a lie.

You were serious. You made it simple. You even used real words. But the editors called you a joke and deleted it.

I was serious. They called me a joke. I cried.

I made it simple. They said it was a joke. I left.

I used real words. They said it was a joke. I went home.