A Prophecy

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The best song ever. No arguments. It makes you wanna scream along, throw your phone, and punch the air at the same time. Made by Asking Alexandria, the kings of emo.
'I've been waiting for this song since I was 12. It's like my soul is screaming with me.', @Eddie_TheChosenOne
Just heard 'A Prophecy' on repeat. My face is red, my ears are bleeding, and I still can't stop singing along.
My ex texted me: 'Remember when we used to listen to 'A Prophecy' together? Why did you leave me?', @HeartbreakQueen2000
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Something that tells you what's going to happen. Usually by some magical creature or a wizard with a bad attitude.
'The prophecy says I'm gonna fail my math test. I believe it.', @MathHater4Life
My grandma told me a prophecy. It was about my future and it was completely wrong. Also, it was about her cat.
My mom said the prophecy told her I'd marry a guy named Dave. I just married Dave. She was right.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A word that, in some stories, is just a fancy way of saying 'what happens next'.
'The prophecy was just the plot, but with more drama.', @PlotLover2005
I'm tired of the prophecy. It's just the plot, but more annoying.
The prophecy was the plot. It's just a fancy way of saying, 'this is what happens next.', @PlotHater69
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A cursed act that Eddie must do. He has to slap his own knob to stop his ancestors from turning him into a sheep. It's the worst.
'I'm doing THE PROPHECY. I'm gonna slap my knob until it falls off.', @EddieTheChosenOne
My cousin had to do THE PROPHECY. He now lives in a sheep pen and screams at the moon.
THE PROPHECY is real. I did it once. I now live in a sheep pen with my cousin.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A fancy music machine from the 90s. Used by people who actually know how to make music, not just people who post bad TikToks.
'I use the Prophecy to make music. It's better than TikTok.', @RealMusician
My dad uses the Prophecy to make music. It’s not as cool as it sounds.
The Prophecy is the best. It’s better than my ex and my math teacher combined.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Can see the future, has no chode, and owns the poonani. It’s basically a god with better fashion sense.
'I can see the future, I own the poonani, and I don’t have a chode. I’m basically a god.', @ProphecyGod
My neighbor can see the future. He also owns the poonani. He doesn't have a chode. He's like a god.
I can see the future. I also own the poonani. I don’t have a chode. I’m basically a god.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A guy from Brooklyn who makes music that makes you feel everything. His songs are full of heartbreak, rage, and glitter.
'Prophecy is my favorite artist. His music makes me cry and scream at the same time.', @HeartbreakRage
I listen to Prophecy every day. It's like having a therapy session with my ex.
Prophecy's music is like a scream, a cry, and a glitter bomb all in one.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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