A Pringle

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A Pringle is a weird oval-shaped salty potato thing that drives like a drunk man and crashes into other cars on the track like it's personal.
"That Pringle just ran me off the road!", @RacerDude2000
"Pringle crashed into 3 cars and still had the audacity to keep racing.", @TrackRage
"Pringle is the worst driver I've ever seen. He's like a potato with a death wish.", @PringleHater99
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A Pringle is so addictive it'll make you forget your own name, your mom, and your dignity.
"I ate 10 Pringles and now I can't remember my own phone number.", @PringleAddict123
"Pringles are the reason I failed my math test. I ate them instead of studying.", @PringleFail
"I'll eat Pringles until I'm dead. Then I'll come back as a Pringle.", @PringleReborn"
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A Pringle is the only potato chip company that doesn’t lie, cheat, or steal. They just make chips and do it well.
"Pringles is the only honest chip company. The rest are all frauds.", @ChipTruthTeller
"I trust Pringles more than my ex. They never broke my heart.", @PringleBeliever
"Pringles doesn’t need to cheat. They just make good chips.", @ChipMaster"
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A Pringle is what you call someone who gets hit with a block in Street Fighter and gets knocked out like they're made of pringles.
"He got blocked like a Pringle. I laughed so hard I cried.", @StreetFighterDude
"That block hit her like a Pringle. She was down for the count.", @FighterFanatic
"He got hit with a block and became a Pringle. Classic.", @PringleFighting"
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A Pringle is a company that tried to make tennis balls and failed so badly they ended up making snack tubes instead.
"They tried to make tennis balls, and now we get Pringles. What a disaster.", @TennisBallFail
"Pringles was originally a tennis ball company. Who knew?", @PringleHistory
"Pringles failed at tennis balls, but succeeded at being the best snack ever.", @PringleFanatic"
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A Pringle is a salty snack that lives in a tube and can help you get a better signal than your ex's Wi-Fi.
"I used my Pringles to boost my Wi-Fi. Now I can stream without lagging.", @PringleTechie
"My Pringles are better than my ex's Wi-Fi. I know it's true.", @PringleLove
"Pringles helped me get a stronger signal than my neighbor's whole house.", @SignalHero"
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A Pringle is just chips in a tube. But it's the best kind of chip. The tube kind.
"Pringles is just chips in a tube. But it's the best kind.", @PringleLover
"Chips in a tube? That's the best snack ever. It's Pringles.", @TubeChipFan
"I love Pringles because they’re chips in a tube. And that’s it.", @PringleSimple"
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