a princess leia

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A full day of drinking so hard you forget your own name and your own face.
I had a princess leia last Saturday. Now I have a hangover and a new nickname.
My friend drank so much he turned into Princess Leia. He cried like a baby and said he was a girl.
I had a princess leia so bad I woke up in a toilet and forgot my own phone number.
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The most manly person in the Skywalker family. He’s got a voice like a bear and a body like a brick wall.
Han Solo is a princess leia. He’s got the voice of a bear and a body like a brick wall.
Luke’s brother is a princess leia. He kicked ass and took names.
The manliest guy in the family is a princess leia. He doesn’t cry, he just punches things.
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A tough lady in Star Wars who talks like a guy, but has a brother who talks like a girl.
Princess Leia is a tough lady who talks like a guy, but her brother talks like a girl.
Leia is the tough one, and Luke is the soft one. That’s a princess leia.
Leia kicks ass and talks like a guy. Her brother is a princess leia.
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A girl who gives her brother wet kisses to make him feel lucky before a fight.
She gave him a wet kiss and said, ‘Go get ‘em, princess leia.’
Before the match, she kissed him like a princess leia and said, ‘You’re gonna win.’
He got a wet kiss from his sister. That’s a princess leia.
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A girl who lies on her back and lets you do all the work, usually because she’s a virgin or just bad at sex.
She just lies there like a princess leia and lets you do all the work.
He said she was a princess leia. She didn’t even move.
She was a princess leia. She didn’t know how to do it right.
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When two guys slap their butts on either side of a girl’s face and poop their pants, making her look like Princess Leia.
They did a princess leia on her and she looked like a Star Wars queen.
They slapped their butts on her face and pooped their pants. That’s a princess leia.
Two guys did a princess leia and she looked like a princess.
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When you tie your balls in scrunchies and put your junk on someone’s head, making them look like Princess Leia.
He tied his balls in scrunchies and put his junk on her head. That’s a princess leia.
She looked like Princess Leia because he put his junk on her head.
He did a princess leia and turned her into a Star Wars hero.
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