A Pride

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A bunch of people who like to kiss and flirt and wear fancy clothes.

My cousin's in a pride. He's got six boyfriends and a dog named Kevin.

At the pride parade, I saw a man wearing a shirt that said 'I'm not a queen, I'm just here to make you cry.'

My mom joined a pride group just so she could yell at the pastor during church.

The feeling you get right before you trip and faceplant into a taco truck.

I had a pride moment when I tried to walk into a crowded subway and forgot I was wearing heels.

My dog had a pride moment when he ran into a wall and came out with a broken leg and a look of pure rage.

I got a pride moment at the gym when I tried to do a squat and ended up face-down on the floor.

The inside voice that tells you you're awesome even when your hair looks like a raccoon attacked it.

My pride told me I was a rockstar even though I spilled coffee on my shirt and my pants were inside out.

My dog's pride told him he was a king even though he got stuck in a dog door and looked like a confused hamster.

I had so much pride I told my teacher I was going to be a billionaire even though I forgot my homework.

When you go to a big party with glitter, confetti, and enough screaming to wake the dead.

I went to a pride festival and ended up covered in glitter and drunk on punch I didn't know I drank.

My dog went to a pride festival and came back with a glitter tattoo and a permanent tan.

My cousin went to a pride festival and now thinks he's a unicorn.

A good thing to have, like a good grade or a pizza that wasn't burnt.

Pride is like getting an A+ on a test and then telling your teacher you're gonna be a rockstar.

My dog has pride because he got a treat and now thinks he's a king.

I had pride when I finally beat my brother at video games and he had to admit I was better.

A group of people who write poems and then argue about which words are the best.

At the poetry pride, one guy said 'moon' was the best word and another said 'silly' was way better.

My dog went to a poetry pride and started barking rhymes about cheese and socks.

I went to a poetry pride and got yelled at for using the word 'glitter' in a poem about shoes.

When you think you're super cool, but everyone else thinks you're a fool.

My pride told me I was the best, but my friends just laughed at me when I tried to dance like a flamingo.

My dog thought he was a superhero, but he got stuck in a tree and looked like a confused chicken.

I had so much pride I told my teacher I was going to be president, but I forgot to do my homework.