a pound or a punch

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A streetkid in England tells a rich person to either give them a pound or get ready to be knocked out like a sack of potatoes.
"Give me your money or I'll make you look like a punchbag!", A streetkid to a tourist in London.
"I'll take your fiver or you're getting a face full of fist!", A Londoner to a posh kid.
"Pound or punch, choose wisely, or I'll choose for you!", A streetkid to a shopkeeper.
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A London streetkid gives a rich person an ultimatum, give them cash or get ready to be hit harder than a broken chair.
"I'll take your quid or I'll knock you out like a sack of bricks!", A streetkid to a man in a suit.
"Your money or your face, pick one!", A London kid to a wealthy woman.
"I don’t need your cash, but I’ll take it if you don’t want a punch!", A streetkid to a rich kid.
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A streetkid in London tells a rich person to hand over a pound or be ready for a punch that'll leave them sore for days.
"Your money or your face, I don't care which!", A streetkid to a tourist.
"I'll take your pound or I'll punch you until you're happy!", A Londoner to a shopkeeper.
"Your cash or your punch, don't make me choose!", A streetkid to a rich man.
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