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A special kind of homework that your dad watches when he thinks no one is looking. It’s like a secret club for adults who don’t know how to shut up.
My dad’s closet smells like old pizza and shame.
He said it’s ‘for research.’
He once tried to show me a clip and got caught.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The reason why the internet is so slow. It’s like a virus that infects your dad’s computer and turns it into a meat locker.
95% of the websites are just guys in tight pants.
It’s like a never-ending parade of bad decisions.
Your dad’s computer is like a zombie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The reason why your dad’s computer is always hot. It’s like a fire that burns inside the hard drive and makes it scream.
He said it’s ‘for work.’
He once tried to hide it in the job application folder.
He got caught by your mom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The worst kind of addiction. It’s like a drug that makes you forget your name and your pants.
He can’t stop watching it.
He once missed his own birthday.
He said it’s ‘life-changing.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The internet’s little brother. He’s loud, obnoxious, and always shows up uninvited.
He’s like the internet’s sidekick.
He shows up in your dad’s browser.
He’s always wearing tight pants.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A supermodel of sex. It’s like a movie star who never ages and always wears sunglasses.
It’s like a dream come true.
It’s like the best day of your life.
It’s like a never-ending party.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A video that shows everything. It’s like a movie that doesn’t know when to stop.
It’s like watching a never-ending strip club.
It’s like watching your dad’s life choices.
It’s like watching a parade of bad decisions.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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