A Poppy

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The messy, loud, and gloriously gay act of having sex with a Kiki. It’s like a party in a bathroom and everyone’s shouting.
Hey, I saw you and Kiki doing a poppy in the back of the bus. You guys are legends.
I asked if they were having a poppy, and they said, ‘We’re not having a poppy, we’re having a war.’
Poppy is just a fancy word for when you’re too drunk to care who sees you having sex with a Kiki.
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A girl who talks like she’s on a never-ending rollercoaster of random thoughts and will yell at you if you don’t laugh at her jokes.
Poppy just randomly started screaming about tacos at 2 AM. I don’t know why I’m still friends with her.
She talked for an hour about her pet hamster’s dating life. I had to pretend I was listening.
Poppy came into class and said, ‘Today, we’re learning about tacos and why they’re the best.’ No one asked why.
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A girl who’s super fit, kind, and always puts others first. But don’t think she doesn’t have a secret life of hiding feelings and pretending everything’s fine.
Poppy told me she was fine, but I saw her crying in the bathroom. She’s a master of lies.
She helped me with my homework, then went on to win a race. She’s a beast.
Poppy forgave me for stealing her snack. I should’ve been scared.
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A model who thinks she’s just average, but everyone knows she’s perfect. She’s smart, pretty, and hides her feelings like a bad secret.
Poppy’s got a 4.0 GPA and still says she’s just average. She’s a fraud.
She’s got the body of a model, but she thinks she looks like a potato.
She cried when I said something mean. She’s got feelings, and she’s not hiding them forever.
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A hilarious, talented, and super stubborn girl who’ll drop everything to make you laugh, even if you’re being a total idiot.
Poppy made a joke about my hair and then laughed so hard she fell off her chair.
She dropped everything to help me when I failed my test. She’s a hero.
She’s talented, funny, and sometimes acts like she’s the only one who matters.
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A pretty girl who’s got good friends and a love for fun. She’s not perfect, but she’s damn good at being cool.
Poppy’s got the best friends and the best laugh. She’s a gem.
She’s got good friends and the kind of beauty that makes people jealous.
She loves fun and is always up for a good time, even if it’s just hanging out.
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A grandpa who’s super cool, loves his granddaughters, and is a total problem-solver. He’s got a heart of gold and the brain of a genius.
Poppi remembers every stupid joke I told him. He’s a legend.
He fixed my phone with his hands and didn’t even break a sweat.
He’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of stupid jokes.
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