a poorly packed kebab

My kebab looked like a grandma’s pants after a raccoon attack.

This kebab is so messy, it could be a new type of torture.

That kebab was packed like a lady’s fanny flaps after a night of drinking and crying.

That kebab looked like it had been in a toilet for a week.

I got a kebab that was more gross than my brother’s homework.

This kebab was so messy, it deserved its own island.

That kebab looked like it could punch someone in the face.

This kebab was packed like it was ready for war.

I got a kebab so messy, it could start a whole new war.