A ponder of Midgets

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a fancy way to say a bunch of short people hanging out like they're important

I saw a ponder of midgets at the mall. They were arguing over who was the tallest.

My cousin joined a ponder of midgets. Now he thinks he's a king.

The ponder of midgets in the park was just a group of guys wearing tiny hats and being annoying.

when short people gather in a place and act like they’re the most powerful people in the world

My teacher called our class a ponder of midgets because we were all failing math.

At the bar, a ponder of midgets started a fight over a soda.

The ponder of midgets in my neighborhood robs convenience stores just for fun.

a group of short people who think they’re special and like to brag about it

My mom joined a ponder of midgets and now she brags about it at dinner.

The ponder of midgets at the gym lifts weights like they’re superheroes.

A ponder of midgets showed up at my birthday and asked for cake and confetti.

when a bunch of short people get together and make everyone else feel bad about themselves

The ponder of midgets at the party made me feel like I was a giant.

My brother joined a ponder of midgets and now he thinks he’s better than me.

A ponder of midgets walked into my house and said they were the best people ever.

a group of short people who think they’re the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to laugh at them

The ponder of midgets in my school started a rumor that I was a giant.

My friend joined a ponder of midgets and now he thinks he’s the funniest guy in the world.

A ponder of midgets showed up at the movie theater and refused to let anyone sit in the front row.

a group of short people who are too proud to admit they’re not tall

My uncle joined a ponder of midgets and now he yells at tall people.

The ponder of midgets in my town started a war with the tall people.

A ponder of midgets walked into a bar and said they were the best people in the world.