A Pocket Raper

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a cheap ho or a greedy shopkeeper who wants your wallet empty and your brain fried
She asked for a $200 diamond ring and then wanted to know why I didn't have a job.
That merchant tried to charge me for the air I breathed.
He sold me a bag of chips for $10 and called it a 'limited edition snack.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a woman who wants your cash and a man who wants your cash and your dignity
She wanted my credit card and my phone number at the same time.
That merchant tried to sell me a $500 pen and said it was a 'luxury experience.'
He took my last dollar and said it was 'a loan with interest.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a woman who’s got a mouth full of gold and a brain full of glitter
She asked for a diamond necklace and then wanted me to pay for her lunch.
That merchant said my coffee was 'overpriced' and tried to charge me twice.
He sold me a hot dog for $20 and called it 'a meal for kings.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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