A Pochard

Bro just ate three burgers and a pint. Total pochard.

That bloke at the chip shop could eat a whole bag of chips and still ask for more.

He’s a pochard. I’ve seen him eat a pizza with his hands like it’s a warzone.

That pochard would rather eat a pie than talk to his girlfriend.

He’s a pochard. He’s been eating since 8 AM and still wants more.

If he had a food emoji for a face, he’d be using it.

That pochard would eat his own foot if it was cooked.

He’s a pochard. He’d rather die than miss a meal.

He’s like a human fridge. He just stores food inside him.